i myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.
i found you
but you’ve found
so i will not let you know
i’m choking on
was i foolish for
thinking your heart
could still beat for me?
am i selfish for
wishing it did?
i found you
but i know
you are better off
with me hiding
in the trees
i will not let you know.
|An engineer dies and goes to hell. After a while, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort there and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, hell has air conditioning, flushing toilets, water fountains and escalators - making the engineer a pretty popular guy.|
|One day God phones Satan up and asks with a sneer:||“Hey buddy, how’s it goin down there?”|
|Satan snickered back, “Things are going great actually. We’ve got air conditioning, flush toilets, escalators and the works. Hell, there’s no telling what this engineer guy is gonna come up with next.”|
|God replies, “What? You’ve got an engineer? That’s a mistake - he should never have been sent there; send him back up.”|
|To which Satan replied, “No way dude. I like having an engineer on staff, I’m keepin him.”|
|God retorted, “Send him up here or I’ll sue.”|
|Satan laughs loudly and answers, “Yeah, right. And just where are you gonna find a lawyer?”|
stop replacing mirrors with ‘you look fine’ signs i know i look fine that’s why i want to look in the mirror
I was sitting on my friends bed with her when she came out as gay
and I was looking through a Chinese food pamphlet
so I put it down, looked at her and said “I was going to suggest ordering food but I see now you’d prefer to eat out”
and I don’t think she’s ever really forgave me